GARTH: Freakorenko Strikes Twice

QMJHL needs more ass stiches.

QMJHL needs more ass stiches.
- robin_steele264

I wish he would stop tearing everyone's asses.

There's only so many times a person can suture their anus before the damage becomes permanent.

GARTH: Freakorenko Strikes Twice
- garth

Hey Garth, just curious as to how many hundred goal seasons you think Grigorenko will have in his career. 10? 15? 73?

The question is will Grigo beat Teemu Selanne's rookie season?

I wish he would stop tearing everyone's asses.

There's only so many times a person can suture their anus before the damage becomes permanent.
- Scruffton

The guy is an anal bandit! :

no love for Catenacci? 37pts in 24 games 6th in points in the OHL

"The kid is ready for the NHL. He's plug-n-play ready!"

Is he really THAT good, or are the Sabres just THAT weak at Center?

"The kid is ready for the NHL. He's plug-n-play ready!"

Is he really THAT good, or are the Sabres just THAT weak at Center?
- Coburns_Nose

Conservatively, I think he's good enough to be a first or second line center on at least half the teams in the league. There's no way he should of dropped as low as he did.


Also, the Sabres are that weak at center.

Conservatively, I think he's good enough to be a first or second line center on at least half the teams in the league. There's no way he should of dropped as low as he did.
- mrpurple

That's your conservative assessment?

THE NHL'S GONNA NEED SOME BUTT STITCHES!

Conservatively, I think he's good enough to be a first or second line center on at least half the teams in the league. There's no way he should of dropped as low as he did.


Also, the Sabres are that weak at center.
- mrpurple

Freakorenko is a really ugly nick-name, I hope it dies a quiet death.

The question is will Grigo beat Teemu Selanne's rookie season?
- Boinker

Are you kidding? He's going to beat Gretzky's career point totals in his FIRST SEASON.

There's a reason his name is Mikhail "Anus Destroyer" Freakorenko

"The kid is ready for the NHL. He's plug-n-play ready!"

Is he really THAT good, or are the Sabres just THAT weak at Center?
- Coburns_Nose

He is good but Garth has had too much Kool aid lately On both those goals the dmen were pathetic, especially the second one. Not one on those goals would have happened in the nhl. Bottom line Grigo is good but how that translates to the nhl could be a different story. In stiffer competition I have noted that Grigo is a perimeter player and his biggest asset is his passing ability and hockey sense. He will have to really pick it up physically if he wants to score goals in the bigs.

Hey Garth, just curious as to how many hundred goal seasons you think Grigorenko will have in his career. 10? 15? 73?
- woopstash

Once the new CBA is fixed he will probably just head to the KHL

I really like Grigo but I do not like the hype Garth is giving him, the fans are going to expect too much from this guy and he may not live up to that.

He does seem to a really nice kid and I like him very much and hope he has a great career. He is a much better person that Nail.

Loving the comments. hilarious. I mean I'd like to dream that mikhail becomes the next perreault for us. But... a dream it is

The question is will Grigo beat Teemu Selanne's rookie season?
- Boinker

I hope this isn't serious

2 GOALS IN 1 GAME!?!?!?! THATS UNHEARD OF!!!!

Once the new CBA is fixed he will probably just head to the KHL

I really like Grigo but I do not like the hype Garth is giving him, the fans are going to expect too much from this guy and he may not live up to that.

He does seem to a really nice kid and I like him very much and hope he has a great career. He is a much better person that Nail.
- flyerdude17

Most realistic Sabres fans believe he will be given a 10 game tryout and then go from there. If he looks read then keep in the pros if not then there is no reason to rush him. He can probably play center for us because we are so young at the position with Ennis and Hodgson being our top 2.

Conservatively, I think he's good enough to be a first or second line center on at least half the teams in the league. There's no way he should of dropped as low as he did.


Also, the Sabres are that weak at center.
- mrpurple

Right now or in his prime? If you mean right now, then well all know this is you Garth(with an editor for your posts to avoid suspicion).

Sucks that he's being delayed access to the most competitive hockey league in the world due to the idiocy of the NHL lockout.
- garth

Maybe he should be playing in a real pro league instead of taking it easy in the Q.

Maybe he should be playing in a real pro league instead of taking it easy in the Q.
- RichardHertz

He's not exactly taking it easy, he's (frank)ing tearing asses everyday!

Man, if he lives up to his potential, he's looking at at least 4 or 5 hundred goals a season. What a beast...

He's not exactly taking it easy, he's (frank)ing tearing asses everyday!
- Nucker101

So many asses to tear, so little time!!!